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protip #43

supermoclel:

unsure of your real friends? get a bowl cut and see who stays

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crokel:

real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.

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shelbysbutt:

today is movies and movies and snacks and tv and movies plz don’t text or call if you don’t want to be a part of movies or movies or snacks or tv or movies

Dream day.

kellyoxford:

sean3116:

sixpenceee:

As someone who wants to study the human consciousness I found this very interesting.

Scott Routley was a “vegetable”. A car accident seriously injured both sides of his brain, and for 12 years, he was completely unresponsive.

Unable to speak or track people with his eyes, it seemed that Routley was unaware of his surroundings, and doctors assumed he was lost in limbo. They were wrong.

In 2012, Professor Adrian Owen decided to run tests on comatose patients like Scott Routley. Curious if some “vegetables” were actually conscious, Owen put Routley in an fMRI and told him to imagine walking through his home. Suddenly, the brain scan showed activity. Routley not only heard Owen, he was responding.

Next, the two worked out a code. Owen asked a series of “yes or no” questions, and if the answer was “yes,” Routley thought about walking around his house. If the answer was “no,” Routley thought about playing tennis.

These different actions showed activity different parts of the brain. Owen started off with easy questions like, “Is the sky blue?” However, they changed medical science when Owen asked, “Are you in pain?” and Routley answered, “No.” It was the first time a comatose patient with serious brain damage had let doctors know about his condition.

While Scott Routley is still trapped in his body, he finally has a way to reach out to the people around him. This finding has huge implications.

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HOLY STEAMING SHITFUCKS

WHY IS EVERYONE NOT LOSING THEIR SHIT ABOUT THIS

#Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

propertyoffrankgrimes:

gideongordongraves:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god

^^^

holy fucking jesus

I don’t really believe in cars, but I drive one every day and I love that it gets me places and makes life so much easier and faster and I don’t know what I would do without it. Amy Poehler, being a genius about women who don’t believe in feminism. (via meredithhaggerty)

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shelbysbutt:

Never forget when DeAndre Jordan and I made eye contact over an inside motherfucking joke.

shelbysbutt:

Never forget when DeAndre Jordan and I made eye contact over an inside motherfucking joke.